Roast My CV

Get your CV roasted. In the language you think in.

Recruiters skip a CV in seconds and never say why. Paste yours, pick a language and a heat level, and get the honest version. Every roast comes with the fix.

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This quick roast runs in your browser and sends nothing. The full AI roast, with PDF upload, is in the Jobr Android app (beta): 3 free roasts a day.

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Your CV, as plain text

22CV score after the roast6 things to fix · English · spicy

Okay. Deep breath. Here we go:

01Half your bullets open with "Responsible for" or "Helped". That is a job description, not an achievement.Fix: Start with the verb for what you did: Ran, Built, Cut, Launched.

02An objective that says you want to grow. Bold. Every other applicant wants that too.Fix: Replace it with a 2-line summary: your role, your years, your best number.

03"Team player, hardworking, communication." The holy trinity of words recruiters scroll straight past.Fix: Swap each one for a tool or method the job ad actually names.

04Most of your bullets have no numbers. To a recruiter that reads as "nothing measurable happened".Fix: Add one figure per bullet: how many, how much, how fast.

05"I" on a CV. Recruiters already know who wrote it.Fix: Drop the pronoun and start with the verb.

06No LinkedIn link. The first thing a recruiter does is search for you; make it easy.Fix: Add your LinkedIn URL next to your email.

Fix these in Prep and run it again. Open Prep →

Roast first. Then fix.

Paste or upload

Plain text works here. In the app you can upload a PDF.

Pick language and heat

English or Hinglish. Mild if you bruise easily, spicy if you don't.

Fix it in Prep

Every roast comes with a fix. Tailor your CV to the job in Prep and run it again.

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Before you get roasted

Not by the roast on this page: it runs entirely in your browser. In the app, your CV is sent to Jobr's AI to write the roast; Jobr keeps the score and the language you picked, not your CV.

Feedback lands harder in the language you think in. The CV stays in English; only the roast changes language.

That is what Mild is for. Both heat levels point at the same fixes; only the tone changes.